But her heart was so cold that she could hold ice in her mouth and it would never melt.
– Deathless by Catherynne M. Valente(Source: lokislaufeysons)
Via hills like white elephants
I had always been pretty sure that comedy was about producing a laugh and not a boner. Now I had to produce laughs and boners? When did the rules change?
– Rachel Dratch (via synecdoche) Via Comedy Centrl
About me
Oh. Hey.I'm a loud-mouthed, pasty-faced lady of manners who really likes neon green colored desserts and the bones of dead things. I am a writer, editor and professional sass-face. Occasionally, I organize booze-fueled potlucks and wrestle in the mud. My dogs will out-fart, out-cute and out-poop you any day of the week. I only date men with last names that are breakfast meats. Inevitably, we will bicker about the best way to prepare a potato.
Nice to meet you.
